It's a Key!

I walked by my son today, pressed against the door. At first glance, I thought he was looking out the window. Then, I noticed he was distracted. With his hands in his pants.

Now, let it be known, I'm talking about a 3 year old, so when I say "pants" I mean "underwear" since he literally strips down as soon as we enter our house.

So, like I said, his hands are in his pants.

I kind of linger...lurking behind him, floating around trying to see what he's doing, but not wanting to be so obvious that he stops. He's doing something...lurching, twisting.

Finally, I realize.

Me: "C. are you trying to stick your penis into the door?"
C: "Yep."
Me: "Why?"
C: (rolls his eyes, looking at me like the idiot I clearly am.) "Um, because my penis is a KEY?!"

I clearly have ruined his game. He gives me a look, sighs, puts his penis away and wanders into the kitchen for a snack.